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中國陶瓷網(wǎng)訊 小編是田亮的忠實(shí)粉絲,同時(shí)也是鐵桿世界杯迷。最近正癡迷于田亮和世界杯相關(guān)的事,也許是“日有所思夜有所夢(mèng)”,某天小編南柯一夢(mèng),夢(mèng)見自己的偶像田亮大哥舉家到巴西看世界杯去了……
在夢(mèng)里,田亮表示,來巴西看世界杯的目的是要“享受現(xiàn)場(chǎng)看球賽的真實(shí)感和刺激感”。這一天,田亮(以下簡(jiǎn)稱“田”)在當(dāng)?shù)鼐频贽k理入住手續(xù)時(shí),巧遇同樣前來辦理住店手續(xù)巴西隊(duì)知名隊(duì)員內(nèi)馬爾(以下簡(jiǎn)稱“內(nèi)”)。兩位名人很快就互相認(rèn)出對(duì)方,并交談起來。
內(nèi):(有點(diǎn)不敢相信自己的眼睛,試探著)Hello. Is that Mr. Tian Liang?
(你好!請(qǐng)問是田亮先生嗎?)
田:(向內(nèi)馬爾打量了一下)Yes,I am! I know you, Are you Brazil's Neymar?
(你好,我是!我認(rèn)得你,你是巴西隊(duì)的內(nèi)馬爾先生,是吧?)
內(nèi):(聽不懂田亮的英文,丈二金剛摸不著頭腦)what?(什么?)
田:(有點(diǎn)著急了)Oh,en…Are you the …the Neymar of Brazil team?
(額…嗯,你是巴西隊(duì)的內(nèi)馬爾先生嗎?)
(田亮感到尷尬,再一次感到自己的英文水平迫切需要提高)
內(nèi):(驚訝)Mr. Tian, do you know? Our team Brazil all have the diving Prince admired!
Unexpectedly, we meet here! This is really a blessing for me!
(田亮先生,您知道嗎?我們巴西隊(duì)全體都對(duì)你這位跳水王子十分仰慕!沒想到,咱們竟在這里遇到了!這真是我的福氣?。?/p>
田:Where!Where! Our family is the World Cup fans, we really love...love you Brazil's technology! We appreciate your team the team spirit, the most incisive in game shows!
(哪里哪里!我們?nèi)叶际鞘澜绫闹覍?shí)粉絲,我們十分佩服你們巴西隊(duì)爐火純青的技術(shù)呢!同時(shí)我們更加喜歡和欣賞你們隊(duì)伍的默契無間團(tuán)隊(duì)精神,這在比賽中體現(xiàn)得淋漓盡致啊?。?/p>
內(nèi):(聽著田亮的中式英語,有點(diǎn)茫然)oh oh oh……Thank you very much,Mr Tian.
(非常感謝您,田先生)
(聰明的田亮再一次意識(shí)到,因?yàn)樽约旱挠⒄Z,雙方的溝通存在著一定的障礙,感到有些尷尬)
內(nèi):Mr. Tian, you come to Brazil for the world cup this time?
(田亮先生,你這次來巴西是來看世界杯的嗎?)
田:Yes. Our family to Brazil for watching the world cup. Not only is...is watch, but also let...let the Chinese people support each team refueling!
(對(duì)!我們?nèi)叶紒憩F(xiàn)場(chǎng)觀看世界杯來了。不光是看,還要發(fā)動(dòng)球迷給你們每一支參賽隊(duì)伍加油呢!)
內(nèi):(驚喜)Really? That's good! What is this going to do?
(真的嗎?那太好了!這打算怎么做呢?)
田:Do you know “Gold bathroom” this brand?
(金牌衛(wèi)浴這個(gè)品牌,你聽過吧?)
內(nèi):Wh...What ?(中式英語無敵了)
田:(急得滿頭大汗)Gold !Gold !
(金牌衛(wèi)浴!金牌衛(wèi)?。。?/p>
內(nèi):Oh...do you want gold ?
(哦,你是想要金子嗎?)
(田亮急中生智,拉著內(nèi)馬爾走進(jìn)了洗手間,指著里面的洗手盆、座便器等衛(wèi)浴產(chǎn)品,不停打著手勢(shì)…許久,內(nèi)馬爾終于明白了)
田:In this year's World Cup, the Gold and I will jointly hold a carnival favoured activities! You are interested to join, join us warm Chinese fans, sharing the world cup passion? Sure, there will be thousands on thousands of more Chinese fans for their favorite teams cheer! Let the whole world cup boiling up!
(在今年的世界杯期間,我和金牌衛(wèi)浴將聯(lián)手搞一個(gè)狂歡惠活動(dòng)!您有興趣來參加參加,和我們熱情的中國球迷一起狂歡,共享世界杯激情?到時(shí),將會(huì)有千千萬萬更多的中國的球迷為他們所喜愛的參賽球隊(duì)吶喊助威!讓整個(gè)世界杯沸騰起來哦?。?/p>
(威力強(qiáng)大的中式英語,內(nèi)馬爾聽得一頭霧水,田亮不停重復(fù),手舞足蹈…良久,內(nèi)馬爾終于明白了)
內(nèi):Really?This is great! How many Chinese fans will vote for our Brazil team?
(是嗎?這太棒了!不知道到時(shí)候會(huì)有多少中國球迷為我們巴西隊(duì)投上神圣一票呢?)
田:Haha,It depends on your team Brazil Charm !
(哈哈,這就要看你們巴西隊(duì)的魅力指數(shù)啦!)
內(nèi):Please, Mr. Tian as we do more publicity!
(那就要拜托田大哥你為我們多多宣傳啦?。?/p>
田:(哈哈大笑)But we can't be eccentric,it’s impossible for your propaganda only, the other teams and their fans unfair. But I believe, with your strength, and attractive, will be a lot of Chinese fans cheer up for you!
(可是我們不能偏心吧,只為你們宣傳,這對(duì)其它球隊(duì)和他們的粉絲不公平哦。不過我相信以你們的強(qiáng)大實(shí)力,以及迷人的風(fēng)采,一定會(huì)有很多很多的中國球迷為你們打氣助威的!)
(受到田亮這一鼓勵(lì),內(nèi)馬爾頓時(shí)信心爆棚,點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭)
田:All right,let’s talk here. Mr. Neymar, I have to ac...accompany the family shopping here, enjoy the beautiful scenery. I hope you learn, play a good re...result! Next time, we can have a get-together, wine on the hero, at the same time ,We sincerely invite you and our fans to share the mood of the game, there are wonderful behind the scenes?
(先跟你聊到這啦,內(nèi)馬爾先生,我還要陪家人逛街購物,欣賞這里的美好風(fēng)景。希望你們好好練習(xí),打出一個(gè)好成績(jī)!下次我們?cè)俸煤镁劬?,把酒論英雄,我們誠摯邀請(qǐng)你們和我們球迷分享一下比賽的心情,還有精彩的幕后花絮 如何?)
(內(nèi)馬爾似乎對(duì)田亮的中式英語帶來的趣味感上癮了,與田亮的相惜感更加強(qiáng)烈)
內(nèi):Very much looking forward to, dear Mr. Tian !Goodbye!
(非常期待,尊敬的田亮先生!再見?。?/p>
田:Goodbye?。ㄔ僖姡。?/p>
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